The Sound Of Music; The Von Trapped Files

I take it that ye all know about this guy who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had 7 children with her, yeah?

Well here's some jokes about it!

• Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.

In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".

• In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool Table.
  Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better.

• BREAKING NEWS
  
  Trips to Vienna for stag weekends have nosedived since it emerged that Austrians really do lock up their daughters.

• During the war, when the Nazis were about, it was considered wise for Austrians to hide there kids in the cellar but now it's considered a "bad thing". Times have changed.