I'm a genius. Solely for the response I gave. I wasn't even in a bad mood, I've had a great day today!
*Doorbell*
"Hi there. We're from the Evening Herald. Have you considered the benefits of getting the paper delivered to your door?"
"Take your rag of a paper and get the fuck out of my garden, before I call the Gardai."
*Slams door while cackling insanely*

2 comments:
I can't remember whether I've already said thanks for stopping by my blog... Hmm. Anyway, yeah thanks for the comments, it's always nice to know there are people out there reading what I write!
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