I made a bit of a list

Sam here....




I need a job for the following reasons;

1. New York in July
   
2. Manchester in August
   
3. Coffee. €5.25 for coffee isn't fun!
   
4. Student accommodation. I'm moving out ASAP!
   
5. College books and the like.
   
6. To enjoy summer without worrying about money
   
7. Various alcohol-related activities now and during the summer
   
8. Many 18th's & 21st's this year
   
9. Macbook/ Get Laptop fixed soon. This is falling apart as I type
   
10. Food. Just in general like
    
11. Gym membership ain't cheap!
12. Paying The "parents" back for grinds and the like.
13. Car insurance

Reasons I can't get a job;

1. The leaving cert is in the way, like a fat ass in front of a television.
   
2. Lazy
3. Ugh, Employment again. I did that already!