S&D

Sam here...



I want to talk about 2 friends of mine. For privacy's sake I'm calling them S, and D.
Ok so about 5 weeks ago, S was on msn, and this guy, D added him. D was sexy, smart funny,honest you know, perfect. So D asked S out on a date, and being smitten, S says yes(that last bit rhymes!)

S met D. D didn't try it on within 10 minutes, was polite, upfront, the same as he was on msn, which is a good thing. S&D kissed. S was in lust, as was D.


So about 4 days ago S&D were texting. And D was looking for a relationship. S had said to D that he had no time for a relationship, school, finals etc etc
So S tried to stay friends with D. But D said 'go back to cruising you asshole. I've had enough of liars and wankers'

S is upset. The next morning D texts him, and leaves 3 missed calls. S deletes them and calls his best friend, H

S showed maturity and is a strong person.
D is a wanker with a big nose and a small penis.