I’m Going To Go Nuclear

If this spam doesn’t stop. Yiz are a pack of wankers! Spamming me? Like if you’re going to do it, at least do it in English like!

 

“整形 柴犬
外籍新娘 肉毒桿菌
網路行銷 網站排名
汽車旅館 保健食品
整形外科 台中住宿
高雄旅遊 日系服飾
瑜珈教室 居家看護
扭力板手 chocolate”

means nothing to me. Until I threw it into Google translate! Apparently it’s Chinese, but like, it still makes no sense!

It’s like poor mans spam. For a country with strictly controlled internet, their well of  the spam!

Chinese to English Translation:

Plastic Shiba
     Foreign brides botulinum
     Internet Marketing Web site ranking
     Motel health food
     Plastic surgery stay in Taichung
     Kaohsiung Tourism Japanese Fashion
     Yoga Class Home Care
     Chocolate Torque Wrench

So here. I know it’s a pain in the bollox, but comments have one of those shitty confusing letters in the box things on now. One of these: