Quoted

“Below you see a list of eight statements about me: six are true and two are false. Can you identify the false ones?”

-Jackdaw

 

I did 7, and 2 are false!

 

So here goes nothing:

1.  I have one lazy eye which points away from my nose when I’m looking straight forward. I wear sunglasses a lot to hide it, and try keep my eyes moving when I can.

 

2. I once fell though a ceiling down at scouts, and was told “ah, you’ll be fine”. I had a fractured elbow which went undiagnosed for 2 weeks.

 

3. I’m left handed and am fiercely proud of it, because I’m not like a common right hander!

 

4. My mother dropped me on my head during World cup Italia 90, when Packie Bonner saved the goal against Romania.

 

5. I’m trained to administer 1st aid to the Irish & International standard, but have never needed to use the skill. I’ve known it since I was about sixteen.

 

6. I’m so afraid of becoming an alcoholic, that every time I get drunk, I have an awful vision of myself as an alcoholic, and it scares the shite out of me.

 

7. When I was young, the family was very poor. like my dad was earning less than the equlilvant of €200 ($350) a week, and for about a year, it was looking like we’d have to live with my grandmother. things have turned around now, mind you.